Post by Mistress Wisewings on Jun 29, 2008 20:01:26 GMT -6
Ok... some good quotes from Grey's Anatomy season one. I am really bored, if you couldn't tell.
GEORGE: You got the Nazi? So did I. At least we’ll be tortured together, right? I’m George … O’Malley. (to Meredith) Uh…we met at the…ah mixer…you had a black dress with a slit at the sides, strappy sandals and….now you think I’m gay.
CRISTINA: That’s the Nazi?
GEORGE: I thought the Nazi would be a guy.
MEREDITH: I thought the Nazi would be … the Nazi.
IZZIE: Maybe it’s professional jealously. Maybe she’s brilliant and they call her the Nazi because they’re jealous. Maybe she’s nice.
CRISTINA: Let me guess. You’re the model.
DR. BAILEY: I’ve seen his file. George O’Malley barely made the cut to get into this program. He’s not your guy.
DR. BURKE: Oh, he’s my guy alright.
DR. BAILEY (huffs): Every year you pick your guy and every year your guy suffers more than any other intern on the surgical…
DR. BURKE (interrupts): Terrorize one and the rest fall in line.
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard.
DR. SHEPARD: Dr. Shepard? This morning it was Derek. Now it’s Dr. Shepard.
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard we should pretend it never happened.
DR. SHEPARD: What never happened? You sleeping with me last night? Or you throwing me out this morning. (He is very amused.) Because both are fond memories I’d like to hold onto.
MEREDITH (serious): No. There will be no memories. I’m not the girl in the bar anymore and you’re not the guy. (Dr. Shepard is smiling) This can’t exist. You get that, right?
DR. SHEPARD (nods): You took advantage of me and now you want to forget about it.
MEREDITH: I did not take …
DR. SHEPARD (interrupts): I was drunk, vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage.
MEREDITH (smiling): Okay I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking.
DR. SHEPARD: Maybe not today. Last night? Last night I was very good looking. I had my red shirt on. My good looking shirt. You took advantage.
MEREDITH: I did not take advantage.
DR. SHEPARD (smiling): Want to take advantage again? Say Friday night?
(Meredith is a little shocked)
MEREDITH: No. You’re an attending. And I’m your intern.
(Dr. Shepard looks like he wants to kiss her)
MEREDITH: Stop looking at me like that!
DR. SHEPARD: Like what?
MEREDITH (adamant): Like you’ve seen me naked.
(He’s smirking now)
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard! This is inappropriate. (Dr. Shepard seems confused) Has that ever occurred to you?
(Dr. Shepard sighs as Meredith leaves the stair way)
DR. BAILEY: Next time you wake me he better be so close to dead there’s a tag on his toe.
DR. SHEPARD: Seattle has Ferry boats.
MEREDITH (smiles): Yes.
DR. SHEPARD: I didn’t know that. I’ve been living here 6 weeks. I didn’t know there were Ferry boats.
MEREDITH: Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.
DR. SHEPARD: Hence the Ferry boats (The elevator bings open and he places his phone away) Now I have to like it here. Wasn’t planning it on liking it here. I’m from New York. I’m genetically engineered to dislike everywhere except Manhattan. (Everyone exits the elevator and they both enter) I have a thing for Ferry boats.
(The elevator doors close. Dr. Shepard is standing slightly in front of Meredith but facing the doors as is she.)
MEREDITH: I’m not going out with you.
DR. SHEPARD: Did I ask you to go out with me?
(He turns back to look at her. She doesn’t say anything. He turns back to the front)
DR. SHEPARD (smiling): Do you want to go out with me?
MEREDITH: I’m not dating you. And I’m definitely not sleeping with you again. You’re my boss.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m your boss’ boss.
MEREDITH: You’re my teacher. And my teacher’s teacher. And you’re my teacher.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m your sister. I’m your daughter.
MEREDITH: You’re sexually harassing me.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m riding an elevator.
MEREDITH: Look I’m drawing a line. The line is drawn. There’s a big line.
DR. SHEPARD (ponders this): So this line is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?
DR. SHEPARD: She’s gonna spend a hell of a long time in recovery and rehab.
DR. BURKE: If she survives.
DR. SHEPARD: What is she like 5ft 2”? 100 pounds? She’s still breathing after what this guy did to her? If gift’s a god, they should castrate him.
DR. BURKE: See how shredded her hands are. She tried to fight back.
DR. SHEPARD: Tried to? Rape kit came back negative. She kicked his ass.
DR. BURKE: So, we have a warrior among us, huh?
ALEX (holds out his hand): Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
CRISTINA (shakes his hand): The pig who called Meredith the nurse. Yeah. I hate you on principle.
MEREDITH: I kissed Derek.
CRISTINA (repeats in a matter of fact tone): You kissed Derek.
MEREDITH: In the elevator.
CRISTINA: Oh you kissed him in the elevator.
MEREDITH: I was having a bad day. (pause) I am having a bad day.
CRISTINA: So what you do on your bad days? Make out with Dr. McDreamy?
DR. BAILEY: Right. So what do we do?
CRISTINA: Sew him up missing a large part of the family jewels.
DR. BAILEY: And his outlook?
MEREDITH: He’ll be urinating out of a bag for a very, very long time.
CRISTINA: Not to mention he’ll never be able to have sex again.
MEREDITH: Oh too bad.
CRISTINA: Shame.
DR. BAILEY: Let’s all take a moment to grieve. (to scrub nurse) Clamp.
GEORGE: Who here feels like that they have no idea what they’re doing?
(George raises one of his hands in the air. Izzie, Cristina & Meredith also raise their hands)
GEORGE: I mean are we supposed to be learning something? Because I don’t feel like I’m learning anything.
IZZIE: Except how not to sleep.
CRISTINA: You know it’s like there’s this wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons. And we’re over here being …
MEREDITH: … suturing, code running, lab delivering, thingy minders.
ALEX: I hate being an intern.
DR. BURKE: Do you think I’m too confident?
DR. BAILEY: No.
DR. BURKE: Don’t lie.
DR. BAILEY (sighs): You are my boss.
DR. BURKE: All right then, anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free. Starting from now.
(Bailey is silent for a moment)
DR. BAILEY: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant, bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex. (Burke looks put out by this) You never think about anybody but your damn self.
DR. BURKE (interrupts): But I …
DR. BAILEY (interrupts him): But what? I still have 22 more seconds. I’m not done.
DR. SHEPARD: So? We’re kissing but we’re not dating?
MEREDITH: I knew that was gonna come up.
DR. SHEPARD (grinning): Don’t get me wrong, I like the kissing. I’m all for the kissing. More kissing I say.
MEREDITH: I have no idea what that was about.
DR. SHEPARD: Is it going to happen again? Because if it is I’m gonna need to bring breath mints. (he lowers his voice) Put a condom in my wallet.
MEREDITH (whispers back): Shut up now.
DR. SHEPARD: So, it’s intense. This thing I have for uh ferry boats I mean.
(Meredith smiles. McDreamy puts away his phone as Meredith turns around to face him)
MEREDITH: I’m so taking the stairs this time.
(She walks off)
DR. SHEPARD: You have no self control. It’s sad. Really.
MEREDITH: What is it with you guys and your need to dirty everything up?
VIPER: I don’t know. Maybe it’s just testosterone, eh?
MEREDITH: Maybe. You might want to see a doctor about that, too.
VIPER: Come here. (he takes the form and signs it and puts it on a table) There.
(He gets up and takes a few steps towards the door but turns back abruptly. He grabs Meredith and kisses her who just holds her hands up in protest)
VIPER: That was for good luck. (he opens the door) Don’t worry, darling, you’ll see me again.
(He leaves)
MEREDITH (calls out): For your sake, I hope not!
MEREDITH (tries not to smile): What do you want?
DR. SHEPARD: You make out with patients now?
MEREDITH: What are you jealous?
DR. SHEPARD: I don’t get jealous.
MEREDITH: We had sex, once.
DR. SHEPARD: And we kissed, in an elevator.
MEREDITH: And we kissed in an elevator, once!
DR. SHEPARD: No, seriously, I mean come on, go out with me.
MEREDITH: No.
DR. SHEPARD (semi serious): You know, I almost died today. Yeah, I came like (he gestures) this close. How would you feel if I died? And you didn’t get a chance to go out with me?
MEREDITH: Get over yourself already.
DR. SHEPARD (smiles): Come on.
MEREDITH: It’s the chase, isn’t it?
DR. SHEPARD: What?
MEREDITH: The thrill of the chase. I’ve been wondering to myself, why are you so hell bent on getting me to go out with you? You know you’re my boss, you know it’s against the rules, you know I keep saying no. It’s the chase.
DR. SHEPARD: Well, its fun, isn’t it?
MEREDITH: You see? This is a game to you. But not to me. Because unlike you, I still have something to prove.
GEORGE: You got the Nazi? So did I. At least we’ll be tortured together, right? I’m George … O’Malley. (to Meredith) Uh…we met at the…ah mixer…you had a black dress with a slit at the sides, strappy sandals and….now you think I’m gay.
CRISTINA: That’s the Nazi?
GEORGE: I thought the Nazi would be a guy.
MEREDITH: I thought the Nazi would be … the Nazi.
IZZIE: Maybe it’s professional jealously. Maybe she’s brilliant and they call her the Nazi because they’re jealous. Maybe she’s nice.
CRISTINA: Let me guess. You’re the model.
DR. BAILEY: I’ve seen his file. George O’Malley barely made the cut to get into this program. He’s not your guy.
DR. BURKE: Oh, he’s my guy alright.
DR. BAILEY (huffs): Every year you pick your guy and every year your guy suffers more than any other intern on the surgical…
DR. BURKE (interrupts): Terrorize one and the rest fall in line.
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard.
DR. SHEPARD: Dr. Shepard? This morning it was Derek. Now it’s Dr. Shepard.
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard we should pretend it never happened.
DR. SHEPARD: What never happened? You sleeping with me last night? Or you throwing me out this morning. (He is very amused.) Because both are fond memories I’d like to hold onto.
MEREDITH (serious): No. There will be no memories. I’m not the girl in the bar anymore and you’re not the guy. (Dr. Shepard is smiling) This can’t exist. You get that, right?
DR. SHEPARD (nods): You took advantage of me and now you want to forget about it.
MEREDITH: I did not take …
DR. SHEPARD (interrupts): I was drunk, vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage.
MEREDITH (smiling): Okay I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking.
DR. SHEPARD: Maybe not today. Last night? Last night I was very good looking. I had my red shirt on. My good looking shirt. You took advantage.
MEREDITH: I did not take advantage.
DR. SHEPARD (smiling): Want to take advantage again? Say Friday night?
(Meredith is a little shocked)
MEREDITH: No. You’re an attending. And I’m your intern.
(Dr. Shepard looks like he wants to kiss her)
MEREDITH: Stop looking at me like that!
DR. SHEPARD: Like what?
MEREDITH (adamant): Like you’ve seen me naked.
(He’s smirking now)
MEREDITH: Dr. Shepard! This is inappropriate. (Dr. Shepard seems confused) Has that ever occurred to you?
(Dr. Shepard sighs as Meredith leaves the stair way)
DR. BAILEY: Next time you wake me he better be so close to dead there’s a tag on his toe.
DR. SHEPARD: Seattle has Ferry boats.
MEREDITH (smiles): Yes.
DR. SHEPARD: I didn’t know that. I’ve been living here 6 weeks. I didn’t know there were Ferry boats.
MEREDITH: Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides.
DR. SHEPARD: Hence the Ferry boats (The elevator bings open and he places his phone away) Now I have to like it here. Wasn’t planning it on liking it here. I’m from New York. I’m genetically engineered to dislike everywhere except Manhattan. (Everyone exits the elevator and they both enter) I have a thing for Ferry boats.
(The elevator doors close. Dr. Shepard is standing slightly in front of Meredith but facing the doors as is she.)
MEREDITH: I’m not going out with you.
DR. SHEPARD: Did I ask you to go out with me?
(He turns back to look at her. She doesn’t say anything. He turns back to the front)
DR. SHEPARD (smiling): Do you want to go out with me?
MEREDITH: I’m not dating you. And I’m definitely not sleeping with you again. You’re my boss.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m your boss’ boss.
MEREDITH: You’re my teacher. And my teacher’s teacher. And you’re my teacher.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m your sister. I’m your daughter.
MEREDITH: You’re sexually harassing me.
DR. SHEPARD: I’m riding an elevator.
MEREDITH: Look I’m drawing a line. The line is drawn. There’s a big line.
DR. SHEPARD (ponders this): So this line is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?
DR. SHEPARD: She’s gonna spend a hell of a long time in recovery and rehab.
DR. BURKE: If she survives.
DR. SHEPARD: What is she like 5ft 2”? 100 pounds? She’s still breathing after what this guy did to her? If gift’s a god, they should castrate him.
DR. BURKE: See how shredded her hands are. She tried to fight back.
DR. SHEPARD: Tried to? Rape kit came back negative. She kicked his ass.
DR. BURKE: So, we have a warrior among us, huh?
ALEX (holds out his hand): Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
CRISTINA (shakes his hand): The pig who called Meredith the nurse. Yeah. I hate you on principle.
MEREDITH: I kissed Derek.
CRISTINA (repeats in a matter of fact tone): You kissed Derek.
MEREDITH: In the elevator.
CRISTINA: Oh you kissed him in the elevator.
MEREDITH: I was having a bad day. (pause) I am having a bad day.
CRISTINA: So what you do on your bad days? Make out with Dr. McDreamy?
DR. BAILEY: Right. So what do we do?
CRISTINA: Sew him up missing a large part of the family jewels.
DR. BAILEY: And his outlook?
MEREDITH: He’ll be urinating out of a bag for a very, very long time.
CRISTINA: Not to mention he’ll never be able to have sex again.
MEREDITH: Oh too bad.
CRISTINA: Shame.
DR. BAILEY: Let’s all take a moment to grieve. (to scrub nurse) Clamp.
GEORGE: Who here feels like that they have no idea what they’re doing?
(George raises one of his hands in the air. Izzie, Cristina & Meredith also raise their hands)
GEORGE: I mean are we supposed to be learning something? Because I don’t feel like I’m learning anything.
IZZIE: Except how not to sleep.
CRISTINA: You know it’s like there’s this wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons. And we’re over here being …
MEREDITH: … suturing, code running, lab delivering, thingy minders.
ALEX: I hate being an intern.
DR. BURKE: Do you think I’m too confident?
DR. BAILEY: No.
DR. BURKE: Don’t lie.
DR. BAILEY (sighs): You are my boss.
DR. BURKE: All right then, anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free. Starting from now.
(Bailey is silent for a moment)
DR. BAILEY: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant, bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex. (Burke looks put out by this) You never think about anybody but your damn self.
DR. BURKE (interrupts): But I …
DR. BAILEY (interrupts him): But what? I still have 22 more seconds. I’m not done.
DR. SHEPARD: So? We’re kissing but we’re not dating?
MEREDITH: I knew that was gonna come up.
DR. SHEPARD (grinning): Don’t get me wrong, I like the kissing. I’m all for the kissing. More kissing I say.
MEREDITH: I have no idea what that was about.
DR. SHEPARD: Is it going to happen again? Because if it is I’m gonna need to bring breath mints. (he lowers his voice) Put a condom in my wallet.
MEREDITH (whispers back): Shut up now.
DR. SHEPARD: So, it’s intense. This thing I have for uh ferry boats I mean.
(Meredith smiles. McDreamy puts away his phone as Meredith turns around to face him)
MEREDITH: I’m so taking the stairs this time.
(She walks off)
DR. SHEPARD: You have no self control. It’s sad. Really.
MEREDITH: What is it with you guys and your need to dirty everything up?
VIPER: I don’t know. Maybe it’s just testosterone, eh?
MEREDITH: Maybe. You might want to see a doctor about that, too.
VIPER: Come here. (he takes the form and signs it and puts it on a table) There.
(He gets up and takes a few steps towards the door but turns back abruptly. He grabs Meredith and kisses her who just holds her hands up in protest)
VIPER: That was for good luck. (he opens the door) Don’t worry, darling, you’ll see me again.
(He leaves)
MEREDITH (calls out): For your sake, I hope not!
MEREDITH (tries not to smile): What do you want?
DR. SHEPARD: You make out with patients now?
MEREDITH: What are you jealous?
DR. SHEPARD: I don’t get jealous.
MEREDITH: We had sex, once.
DR. SHEPARD: And we kissed, in an elevator.
MEREDITH: And we kissed in an elevator, once!
DR. SHEPARD: No, seriously, I mean come on, go out with me.
MEREDITH: No.
DR. SHEPARD (semi serious): You know, I almost died today. Yeah, I came like (he gestures) this close. How would you feel if I died? And you didn’t get a chance to go out with me?
MEREDITH: Get over yourself already.
DR. SHEPARD (smiles): Come on.
MEREDITH: It’s the chase, isn’t it?
DR. SHEPARD: What?
MEREDITH: The thrill of the chase. I’ve been wondering to myself, why are you so hell bent on getting me to go out with you? You know you’re my boss, you know it’s against the rules, you know I keep saying no. It’s the chase.
DR. SHEPARD: Well, its fun, isn’t it?
MEREDITH: You see? This is a game to you. But not to me. Because unlike you, I still have something to prove.