Post by Mistress Whiskers on Aug 4, 2008 11:37:26 GMT -6
Title: Gender Bender
Authors: Whiskers and Fangs
Rating: PG 13 (for now)
Author's note: This started out as something I wrote a long time ago out of bored and it would have stayed hiden on my laptop if Fang hadn't found it.
Summary: never flaunt what you've got unless you want bad things to happen
Authors: Whiskers and Fangs
Rating: PG 13 (for now)
Author's note: This started out as something I wrote a long time ago out of bored and it would have stayed hiden on my laptop if Fang hadn't found it.
Summary: never flaunt what you've got unless you want bad things to happen
Chapter one: The problem
"...Oh." Allie looked between the three standing in front of her and frowned slightly. She'd only been gone twenty minutes and yet Harry, Ron and Draco had all changed from what she could tell, genders. "How did this even happen?"
"Well, its simple really." Harry cleared her throat adjusting her skirt. "We're were having a discussion, a very civil normal discussion."
"About how girls are utterly insane and there should be a spell to understand them." Patty pipped up from behind Allie making her jump.
"And her eyes went funny and this happened." Ron muttered softly.
"You wanted to understand girls so badly I thought you'd enjoy it." Patty smiled sweetly.
"Your off your rocker is what you are!" Draco growled.
"change them back, Patty." Allie said rubbing her forehead.
"Hermione and Christina thought it was funny." Patty said defensively.
"This is so embarrassing." Harry said looking down at herself.
"At least your shirt still fits." Ron countered. "These things are huge!"
"Yes, Harry is rather lacking in the breast department isn't he?" Draco drawled making her voice sound slightly lower as she groped her own breast which were of medium size. "You'd think you'd be the same nice shape of Allie's wouldn't you?"
"Oh my god..." Allie went bright red covering her face.
"I can't believe you're talking about my sister's chest!" Harry's voice went high pitched. "You utter perv!"
"You have no idea how entertaining this is for me." Patty smiled happily at the other two girls as the walked in.
"Why is Draco groping herself?" Hermione asked looking very embarrassed.
"Maybe you should change them back. Valentine's Day is tomorrow." Christina giggled.
"Yes! Change us back, this instant!" Harry demanded.
"There is only one thing to make this utterly amazing." Patty muttered to herself. "But no, that'd be totally evil and unkind."
"I don't think its wise to talk to Patty that way." Hermione scolded. "what with her wandless magic still being unpredictable and her lack of relationship."
"You also might what to not say things like that." Christina whispered urgently.
"But I am evil and unkind." Patty smirked as her eyes went a shade of blue and Allie felt slightly sick to her stomach.
"Oh my god..." Ron sounded slightly breathless.
"Not so funny now, is it?" Harry growled as Allie looked down at what had been her body and was suddenly very, very not.
"You made us boys?!" Christina's voice came out oddly low as he glared at Patty who giggled evilly.
"That is what you all get, my freaky little darlings for flaunting your relationships at me." Patty winked at them. "A spell of my own design so don't bother trying to turn yourself back. Maybe in a few weeks I feel kind enough to turn you back."
"You...you.." Allie made choking motions with his hands as Patty went skipping down the hallway whistling happily.
“She can't do this can she? It has to be against some law, right?” Ron ranted his voice higher pitched then normal.
“Sadly there isn't...” Draco said with a shy taking a seat on the couch careful to cross her legs.
“Figures the one day I actually wear a skirt...” Allie said with a sigh going up the boys tower to grab some of his “brother's” clothing, “I should have known something would go wrong.”
Half an hour later all who were once girls were now dressed in the boys clothing, Christina having to swipe some of his house colors from the laundry room. They had chosen to meet in the room of requirements and figure all of this out before the school caught a glimpse of any of them, Allie and Harry both had nicked food from the kitchens.
“Okay so what the BLOODY FUCKING HELL are we going to do about this?” Ron said pacing the room, she then stood in front of Draco, “She's YOUR cousin can't you do anything about it!”
“Doubt it Ron,” She said she was perched on the arm of the couch dangerously close to Allie, no one noticing at the moment.
“Ron he.. I mean she barely had control over her before all this.” Allie said sighing heavily leaning back in the couch.
“We have to do something about this! I mean can't one of you change her! Give her a taste of her own medicine!” Ron said mostly to the other 3 heirs in the room.
“Ron you know Patty,” Harry said from her spot against the wall, “She would get some kind of sick pleasure from it.”
“Good point.” she said with a sigh sitting heavily into the couch.
“We need to think of some way of dealing with this.” Hermione said with a level head. Even turned into a boy and he still had his resolve.
“Well using our own heir powers is already out of the deal.” Christina said trying to move away from Ron. The two had been skittish around each other since the break up.
“Yup, not sure about the other two but I've been trying since Patty put us in this mess to change back.” Harry said with a sigh, she moved to sit next to Hermione, her arm wrapping around his waist.
Allie smiled inwardly at the two of them, then felt a pang of jealousy, “I have to, but as seen to no avail.” he said, he could feel Draco's eye on him. She always knew when something was wrong.
“We're doomed.” Ron said defeated hanging her head.
“Actually there is one option we haven't looked into yet,” Hermione said, not sure how the others would take it, “we could go to Dumbledore.”
“Didn't any of you listen to Patty's ranting?” Christina asked as he looked over at Hermione. “I mean am I the only one who pays any attention to all her rantings?”
“What about them?” Draco asked lazily looking down at her nails. “Mostly venting about some minor event.”
“She makes these spells up as she goes.” Christina rolled his eyes slightly.
“It's still worth a shot, don't you think?” Hermione asked as his voice sounding slightly irritated.
“Merlin, imagine what anyone would do if they saw us?” Ron whined.
“Oh come now, Weasley.” Draco said causing her voice to hold a tone that might have belonged to Narcissa. “I'm sure no one would recognize us this way.”
“I know I wouldn't.” Allie said as he looked sideways at Draco who winked at him. Allie found himself having a very strange feeling traveling down his stomach.
“Alright it's lunch now, let's go before anyone sees us.” Ron said looking at her watch.
Everyone nodded in agreement, Allie and Draco going out the back door first, as they turned the corner a familiar voice fluttered toward them.
“Draco? Potter is that you?” came the voice of none other than Blaise Zambini, who was standing next to Zacharias Smith, his head cocked to the side.